Session Start: Fri Oct 30 00:00:00 2009
Session Ident: #glitchpc
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[00:00] * Topic is 'Welcome to #glitchpc chat. Profanity, trolls, and impersonation are not welcome here.'
[00:00] * Set by GlitchPC on Sun Oct 18 01:56:25
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[09:59] <wazzaid> yo there mulreay
[09:59] <Mulreay> yo yo wazzaid
[09:59] <wazzaid> is a quiet time all over eh!
[10:00] <Mulreay> oh yes.. this is my bot time. he won't do what I tell him..
[10:03] <wazzaid> mmm hope bot has dropped also
[10:03] <Mulreay> I have a new channel tough which is something...
[10:03] <Mulreay> though*
[10:04] <wazzaid> oh it is ?
[10:04] <Mulreay> space
[10:04] <wazzaid> ok cool to visit?
[10:04] <Mulreay> of course
[10:04] <wazzaid> coming in
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[11:00] <Mulreay> Hi GlitchPC
[11:01] <@GlitchPC> Mulreay: Hello
[11:01] <Mulreay> How are you finding resident evil?
[11:01] <@GlitchPC> It's cool...haven't played it in a while.
[11:02] <Mulreay> CoD modern warfare II that is the way forward. not out here until 11th Nov
[11:02] <@GlitchPC> How's your channel fairing?
[11:02] <Mulreay> Heh it's plodding along hehe
[11:03] <@GlitchPC> Well...good luck with it...I'm off for now. I have some things to take care of.
[11:03] <Mulreay> later
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[11:24] <wazzaid> cya all is bed time
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[13:36] <Mulreay> Hello everyone
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[14:00] <Paragon> Hello everyone
[14:00] <camerongray> hey
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[14:44] <camerongray> hey BC
[14:45] <@BC_Programming> hello
[14:45] <Mulreay> hi BC_Programming
[14:45] <@BC_Programming> howdy
[14:46] <Mulreay> I'm all scientific today..
[14:46] <@BC_Programming> heh
[14:46] <@BC_Programming> #space
[14:46] <Mulreay> Looking at what makes me I!!
[14:46] <@BC_Programming> err... ok then
[14:47] <Mulreay> #space aswell
[14:47] <Mulreay> #space is just a title I hate to label things hehe
[14:47] <@BC_Programming> #space: it's what's in your head
[14:48] <@BC_Programming> hey did I tell you what Dorothy said when her and her dodo bird escaped from a mans but?
[14:48] <Mulreay> I don't know how to respond.. one sec whilst I put my funny hat on..
[14:48] <@BC_Programming> I don't think we're in the mansass anymore, dodo.
[14:48] <Mulreay> Did you mean butt?
[14:49] <Mulreay> But would not work with the joke... sorry wrong had that was my pedantic hat!
[14:49] <Mulreay> hat*
[14:49] <camerongray> hehehe - you spelt it right the first time
[14:49] <Mulreay> No no camerongray
[14:50] <Mulreay> But would not work with the joke... sorry wrong *had* that was my pedantic hat!
[14:50] <@BC_Programming> yes you did, you forgot the describe the context of your correction
[14:50] <@BC_Programming> to describe*
[14:51] <camerongray> ahh
[14:51] <Mulreay> Ahh BC_Programming has his muti purpose hat on.. pedantic, funny, story teller and possums
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[14:51] <camerongray> Hey street1
[14:51] <Mulreay> hi street1
[14:51] <@BC_Programming> Mulreay: your grandmother is really mean
[14:51] <@BC_Programming> She made fun of my parrot
[14:51] <@BC_Programming> that was uncalled for
[14:51] <Mulreay> Both my grandmothers are dead so there not that mean.
[14:51] <@BC_Programming> just because he has a lazy eye
[14:52] <@BC_Programming> their also zombies
[14:52] <@BC_Programming> they're
[14:52] <Mulreay> heh
[14:52] <@BC_Programming> I never met a zombie
[14:52] <@BC_Programming> I hear they can be quite pleasant
[14:52] <@BC_Programming> as long as you give them three meals of brains a day
[14:52] <@BC_Programming> and a few cups of tea before breakfast
[14:53] <@BC_Programming> they're kind of like lepers
[14:53] <@BC_Programming> except they are dead
[14:53] <camerongray> Here we go - BC is off on one
[14:53] <@street1> they are just a aftermath of vampire poop,
[14:53] <@BC_Programming> vampires poop?
[14:53] <@BC_Programming> for that matter, do they even have anuses?
[14:53] <@BC_Programming> I mean, vampires don't eat food
[14:53] <@BC_Programming> so why do they need an anus
[14:53] <@street1> They poop and zombies gorw from it
[14:53] <@BC_Programming> I suppose, that to a vampire, their anus is like our appendix
[14:53] <@street1> grow
[14:53] <@BC_Programming> useless
[14:54] <@BC_Programming> but it adds flair
[14:54] <@street1> lol
[14:54] <@BC_Programming> I mean, seriously, would you trust somebody without an anus?
[14:54] <@BC_Programming> hell no
[14:54] <@BC_Programming> and vampires need people to trust them
[14:54] <@BC_Programming> so they can get inside their house and accomplish their goal
[14:54] <@BC_Programming> which is to steal the persons hairbrushes
[14:55] <Mulreay> Are you done BC_Programming?
[14:55] <@BC_Programming> did you have something to add?
[14:55] <Mulreay> How could I?
[14:55] <Mulreay> heh
[14:55] <@street1> heehee
[14:55] <@BC_Programming> I've found that they can't see hairbrushes if you put them in the bottom drawer of a small wooden cabinet with no handles
[14:56] <@BC_Programming> Although I think I had my secret cloaking device in that cupboard
[14:56] <@street1> haha
[14:56] <Mulreay> What a box?
[14:56] <@BC_Programming> no
[14:56] <@BC_Programming> it was a cloaking device
[14:56] <@BC_Programming> pay attention dammit
[14:56] <Mulreay> lol
[14:56] <@BC_Programming> remember, the only way to fit a vampire is with flair
[14:56] <@BC_Programming> so you have to be all
[14:56] <@BC_Programming> "oh hey there, Mr.Vampire, you silly goose"
[14:56] <@BC_Programming> and war a pink scarf
[14:57] <Mulreay> I have a sensible question....
[14:57] <@BC_Programming> wear*
[14:57] <@BC_Programming> an excellent question indeed
[14:57] <Mulreay> About what I was saying before (what makes me I)
[14:57] <@BC_Programming> Mulreay's question is: Do vampires go to stores for haircuts
[14:57] <@BC_Programming> and the answer is yes. Every second thursday when they get their Vampire benefits cheque
[14:57] <@street1> heehee
[14:58] <Mulreay> Anybody apart from BC done some cognative research lately?
[14:58] <@BC_Programming> the word is cognitive
[14:58] <@BC_Programming> fool
[14:58] <Mulreay> damn..
[14:58] <@BC_Programming> now back to vampires
[14:58] <@BC_Programming> heh
[14:58] <@BC_Programming> that brings up an interesting question- how much cognitive ability does a vampire have?
[14:58] <@BC_Programming> would it be equivalent to a bat, or a person
[14:58] <camerongray> He'll be done soon
[14:59] <@street1> So, you don't just go around saying"Bite My Ass! "
[14:59] <@BC_Programming> and more to the point, how is it that simply by becoming undead the person get's the power to turn into a rat with wings
[14:59] <@BC_Programming> I mean seriously
[14:59] <Mulreay> Anyone care to join me in #space so I can talk about things non-vampire.. leave BC to it.
[14:59] <@BC_Programming> makes as much sense as being able to transform into a possum
[14:59] <@BC_Programming> vampires are a very real threat
[14:59] <Mulreay> We can just nod everyso often
[14:59] <@BC_Programming> the price of hairbrushes will continue to rise until their threat is taken care of
[14:59] <Mulreay> every so*
[14:59] <camerongray> or take the vampires to #Vampire
[15:00] <@BC_Programming> nonsense
[15:00] <Mulreay> I don't have much hair I'm safe!
[15:00] <@BC_Programming> I might talk about werewolves
[15:00] <@BC_Programming> and their relationship with Gates McFadden
[15:00] <@BC_Programming> Now then
[15:00] <@BC_Programming> as I was saying
[15:00] <@BC_Programming> heh
[15:00] <@BC_Programming> ... or was it Marina Sirtis... dammit...
[15:01] <@BC_Programming> say, who was it that played Jesus in the bible?
[15:01] <@BC_Programming> I think I say him in die hard
[15:01] <@BC_Programming> saw*
[15:01] <Mulreay> Brian?
[15:02] <@BC_Programming> heh
[15:02] <@BC_Programming> life of brian is awesome
[15:02] <@BC_Programming> "what the hell is mir?"
[15:02] <Mulreay> Heh I know..
[15:02] <@BC_Programming> The holy gourd!
[15:02] <Mulreay> The holy shoe
[15:02] <@BC_Programming> he dropped his SHOE!
[15:02] <@BC_Programming> worship it
[15:02] <Mulreay> lol
[15:02] <@BC_Programming> I like that one part
[15:02] <Mulreay> street1 loves his monty python I think..
[15:03] <@BC_Programming> the other person says something like, "and a father will lose his hammer, and the son will find it in the same place the father had left it the night before"
[15:03] <@BC_Programming> or something like that
[15:03] <Mulreay> hehehe yes
[15:04] <Mulreay> He's not the mesiah he's a very naughty boy!
[15:04] <@BC_Programming> heh
[15:04] <Mulreay> Love that film
[15:04] <@BC_Programming> say, have you played any of the Age of Empires games
[15:05] <Mulreay> yes a few..
[15:05] <@BC_Programming> I have all three
[15:05] <@BC_Programming> but I don't really like the third one
[15:05] <@BC_Programming> only playing it because the second one doesn't work right on vista :(
[15:05] <Mulreay> More than 3.. if you include the add on packs
[15:05] <@BC_Programming> true
[15:05] <@BC_Programming> but the expansions require the normal game too
[15:06] <@BC_Programming> AOE, AOE Rise of Rome, Age of Kings, Age of Conquerors... hmm
[15:06] <@BC_Programming> and the third one has a few expansions too
[15:06] <@BC_Programming> heh, oh well, the first one works fine
[15:07] <Mulreay> I liked 3.. playing rome: total war at the moment. Has more control over the battles. Especially since I have just read the life and times of gaius julius caesar
[15:07] <@BC_Programming> err
[15:07] <@BC_Programming> that's not an AOE game
[15:08] <@BC_Programming> probably similar in idea though
[15:08] <Mulreay> I know I am playing Rome instead of AoE
[15:08] <@BC_Programming> ahh
[15:08] <@BC_Programming> ok
[15:08] <@BC_Programming> I like the first one
[15:08] <@BC_Programming> stupid elephants
[15:08] <@BC_Programming> or even better
[15:08] <Mulreay> You should try it.. very good game
[15:08] <@BC_Programming> getting a lion to chase one of my scouts
[15:08] <@BC_Programming> and going into the enemy base
[15:08] <@BC_Programming> and then killing the scouts
[15:09] <@BC_Programming> so the other guy get's mauled by the lion
[15:09] <@BC_Programming> hahaha
[15:10] <Mulreay> I need to ask someone something about brain activity to see the response.. BC_Programming your upfront!
[15:10] <@BC_Programming> what
[15:11] <Mulreay> Working on selective neurons.
[15:11] <@BC_Programming> that's not even a question
[15:12] <Mulreay> Hang on..
[15:12] <@BC_Programming> 14!
[15:12] <@BC_Programming> oh sorry
[15:12] <Mulreay> Can you tap out about a second with one hand?
[15:13] <Mulreay> In 1,2,3,4,5 tapping all the way?
[15:13] <@BC_Programming> yes
[15:13] <@BC_Programming> not exactly, but about
[15:13] <Mulreay> Yes not exact obviously
[15:13] <Mulreay> brb
[15:15] <Mulreay> I will ask you a question and I want you to NOT just answer straight away but think about it. Whilst tapping out the seconds on your fingers.
[15:15] <Mulreay> Let me know when your ready
[15:15] <@BC_Programming> ok
[15:16] <Mulreay> What is the paper made of?
[15:16] <@BC_Programming> the paper?
[15:16] <Mulreay> sorry my bad
[15:16] <Mulreay> Start again..
[15:16] <Mulreay> ready?
[15:16] <@BC_Programming> hmm, seems that as Itype
[15:16] <@BC_Programming> my figner goes faster with my other hand
[15:17] <@BC_Programming> finger*
[15:17] <@BC_Programming> ok
[15:18] <Mulreay> What is the name of the natural satellite in space?
[15:18] <@BC_Programming> the moon.
[15:18] <Mulreay> How long?
[15:18] <@BC_Programming> huh? oh, not sure. think that was two or three taps
[15:19] <@BC_Programming> if you mean, when I started typing
[15:19] <Mulreay> Two or three?
[15:19] <@BC_Programming> because I started tapping faster when I typed
[15:19] <@BC_Programming> grr
[15:19] <Mulreay> You should have tapped until the answer came to you
[15:19] <@BC_Programming> why must my left hand know what the right is doing
[15:19] <@BC_Programming> oh
[15:20] <@BC_Programming> well then probably damn close to 1, maybe two taps
[15:20] <Mulreay> Was it a second?two?
[15:20] <@BC_Programming> I think it was less
[15:20] <Mulreay> Ok try again with another question.. this is default.
[15:20] <camerongray> brb
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[15:20] <Mulreay> ready?
[15:20] <@BC_Programming> k
[15:21] <Mulreay> I boil some water on the stove, what is the temperature of boiling water?
[15:21] <@BC_Programming> 100c
[15:22] <@BC_Programming> that was close to 1 second
[15:22] <Mulreay> Cool how many taps less than 1?
[15:22] <@BC_Programming> one tap
[15:22] <@BC_Programming> is it possible to use a clock or timer instead, or is the tapping kinda part of the test
[15:22] <Mulreay> ok brb whilst I try and prove a point. I need to set the question up..
[15:23] <Mulreay> Tapping is part of it..
[15:23] <@BC_Programming> oh ok
[15:25] <Mulreay> Ready?
[15:25] <@BC_Programming> ok
[15:25] <Mulreay> You will get a multiple random comment from me answer if you want but think of your answer..
[15:26] <Mulreay> The sky is blue
[15:26] <@BC_Programming> yes
[15:26] <Mulreay> The dark is black
[15:26] <@BC_Programming> yes
[15:26] <Mulreay> The computer is here
[15:26] <@BC_Programming> yes
[15:26] <Mulreay> What is the temp of freezing water?
[15:26] <@BC_Programming> 0 celsius
[15:27] <Mulreay> How long on taps longer?
[15:27] <@BC_Programming> the dark is black took like 5 taps
[15:27] <Mulreay> cool
[15:27] <@BC_Programming> the rest were around 1 or 2
[15:27] <Mulreay> Thanks mate..need to make notes
[15:27] <Mulreay> There was a purpose
[15:27] <@BC_Programming> sort of like a similar test thing I saw
[15:27] <Mulreay> yes exactly
[15:27] <@BC_Programming> where there were a bunch of color names on a piece of paper
[15:28] <@BC_Programming> and one test was to name off all the colours... and the other was to name off all the names
[15:28] <@BC_Programming> and see which was faster
[15:28] <Mulreay> It's working on distraction..
[15:30] <Mulreay> people tend to set there minds on one focus so the idea is to see how quick you can change that focus. Unfortunately I can't test physical distraction on you which would be to use Epinephrine.
[15:30] <@BC_Programming> oooh
[15:30] <@BC_Programming> drugs
[15:30] <@BC_Programming> I like drugs
[15:30] <@BC_Programming> like these night-time cold medication
[15:30] <@BC_Programming> those were awesome
[15:31] <@BC_Programming> I was all dizzy and sleepy
[15:31] <@BC_Programming> not sure why that's awesome
[15:31] <@BC_Programming> so then I had an energy drink
[15:31] <@BC_Programming> man did that combonation f me up
[15:31] <@BC_Programming> heh
[15:31] <Mulreay> it's adrenaline make it yourself! heh
[15:31] <@BC_Programming> awww
[15:31] <@BC_Programming> ok
[15:32] <@BC_Programming> I'll go punch some people
[15:32] <Mulreay> lol
[15:32] <@BC_Programming> or I'll push over a bikers motorcycle
[15:32] <@BC_Programming> and say, "oh sorry, didn't know that was your trike there"
[15:32] <Mulreay> lol
[15:32] <@BC_Programming> "oh no! the tassels came off!"
[15:34] <@BC_Programming> now now, Mr.Biker, that knife isn't going to help us reattach your cute little handlebar tassels
[15:39] <@BC_Programming> holy cow
[15:39] <@BC_Programming> yo usaid to try Rome total war
[15:39] <@BC_Programming> so I looked on TPB
[15:39] <@BC_Programming> found it less then an hour ago, 1.88GB
[15:39] <@BC_Programming> started the download
[15:39] <@BC_Programming> and it's done
[15:46] <@street1> Fast download!
[15:46] <@BC_Programming> yeah, 1.1megabytes a second
[15:46] <@street1> Woohoo!
[15:46] <@BC_Programming> according to utorrent
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[15:50] <camerongray> cya
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[15:51] <camerongray> Hey Calum
[15:51] <@Calum> hey
[15:52] <@BC_Programming> OMG, it's Jonathan Frakes!
[15:52] <@BC_Programming> oh
[15:52] <@BC_Programming> never mind, it's just Calum
[15:52] <@BC_Programming> heh
[15:52] <@Calum> I had Google open, was about to type something else but you made me curious heh
[15:52] <@Calum> Star Trek? haha
[15:52] <@BC_Programming> Jonathan Frakes?
[15:53] <@BC_Programming> heh
[15:53] <@BC_Programming> I could have said something else, like, DeForest Kelly if you prefer
[15:53] <@Calum> why do I have to be someone from Star Trek? Never watched it in my life
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[15:53] <@BC_Programming> lol
[15:54] <@Calum> and yes, that was another quick Google :)
[15:54] <@Calum> hehe
[15:54] <Jonathan_Frakes> Hi BC
[15:54] <@Calum> there I am
[15:54] <@BC_Programming> I never saw many myself
[15:54] <@BC_Programming> but I downloaded all of em
[15:54] <@BC_Programming> ALL
[15:54] <@BC_Programming> well except deep space nine
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[15:54] <@BC_Programming> that one sucked
[15:54] <@BC_Programming> the first one is kinda funny
[15:54] <@BC_Programming> I mean, the originals
[15:54] <@BC_Programming> heh
[15:55] <@BC_Programming> a little cardboard box is a freaking high-tech scanning device
[15:55] <@Calum> heh
[15:55] <@BC_Programming> like come on, I know it's the 1960's but put some bloody effort in
[15:55] <@Calum> ghetto mods :)
[15:55] <@Calum> my high tech scanner would be in a cardboard box
[15:55] <@Calum> if I had one
[15:55] <@BC_Programming> awesome
[15:56] <@Calum> a box, I mean
[15:56] <@BC_Programming> lol
[15:56] <@BC_Programming> Shatner is really annoying
[15:56] <@BC_Programming> if I met him in person
[15:56] <@BC_Programming> I'd probably punch him
[15:56] <@Calum> hah
[15:56] <@BC_Programming> except he's old now
[15:57] <@BC_Programming> so maybe not
[15:57] <@BC_Programming> it's, because, he, always, hesitates, after, every, god, damn, word
[15:57] <@BC_Programming> it's funny at first
[15:57] <@BC_Programming> but it really screws up my thinking
[15:57] <@Calum> heh
[15:58] <@BC_Programming> I start thinking, "oh, well, I'm, sure, old, spock, will, fi... hey wtf?"
[15:58] <@BC_Programming> I'ts good to know that all alien races will know english though, that's a load off
[15:58] <@BC_Programming> and they will all look like people wearing makeup and costumes
[15:59] <@Calum> yep, could be much worse
[15:59] <@BC_Programming> yeah, it could be something like... star wars, were a torso in a suit becomes ultra powerful
[15:59] <@BC_Programming> I mean, seriously
[15:59] <@BC_Programming> a torso in a suit
[15:59] <@BC_Programming> yeah, ok, I respect your powers
[15:59] <@BC_Programming> but your still pretty much a torso
[16:00] <@BC_Programming> Darth Torso was his nickname ya know
[16:01] <@Calum> heh
[16:01] <@BC_Programming> "it's the general, I recognized his fowl odour when I came on board"
[16:01] <@BC_Programming> general: quack
[16:01] <@BC_Programming> heh
[16:02] <@Calum> general typing these days is going downhill ... someone make sense of this?
[16:02] <@Calum> " 4 years of high school the so 18 we finish then for 2-3 years"
[16:02] <@BC_Programming> waaaat
[16:02] <@BC_Programming> like lolz doodz
[16:02] <@BC_Programming> oh no
[16:02] <@BC_Programming> it's contagious
[16:02] <@Calum> bahaha
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[16:03] <@BC_Programming> well they obviously don't realize that 4 years is not in the range of 2-3 years
[16:03] <@Calum> idk lulz
[16:03] <@BC_Programming> this has been shown to possibly be the result of a brain the size of a walnut.
[16:04] <@Calum> *peanut
[16:04] <@BC_Programming> heh, groundnut... it's a funny name, but accurate
[16:04] <@Calum> *sigh* I depair of my generation
[16:06] <camerongray> Everyone thinks that my generation are criminals
[16:06] <@Calum> we are ... I mean we're not
[16:06] <@BC_Programming> well your... your always... looking all shifty
[16:06] <@BC_Programming> and taking the coins out of store shopping carts
[16:07] <@BC_Programming> well, it's either blame the kids, or blame some minority
[16:07] <camerongray> Like I was in PC World and this man lifted a laptop and the alarm went off. The member of staff came up to me asking what I did!
[16:07] <@Calum> hahaha
[16:07] <@BC_Programming> wtf
[16:08] <camerongray> People in PC World usually don't know what a computer is
[16:08] <@Calum> *staff
[16:08] <@Calum> :P
[16:08] <@BC_Programming> that includes the ones workin... heh
[16:08] <camerongray> ahh
[16:08] <@BC_Programming> "Ok, now what you need, are gigarams"
[16:08] <@BC_Programming> "you need at least 1GB of gigarams for veesta"
[16:08] <@BC_Programming> "for what"
[16:08] <@BC_Programming> "to run windows Asta la Veesta"
[16:09] <@BC_Programming> heh
[16:09] <camerongray> That is what they are like
[16:09] <@BC_Programming> I know
[16:09] <@BC_Programming> it's sad but funny
[16:09] <@BC_Programming> it's funny because I never go there
[16:09] <@BC_Programming> So I don't have to train their bloody employees
[16:10] <@BC_Programming> "see this? it's a mouse."
[16:10] <@Calum> hehe
[16:10] <@BC_Programming> "ohh... I thought it was a foot pedal"
[16:10] <@BC_Programming> "so where does the bobbin go then?"
[16:11] <@BC_Programming> "I fixed yur problem, your PC was thirsty"
[16:12] <@Calum> yeesh I think it's time for me to change some messenger addresses and possibly my phone number....
[16:12] <@BC_Programming> heh
[16:13] <@Calum> yeah they're beginning to get overwhelmed again
[16:13] <@BC_Programming> "your brain must be at least this big to be my friend"
[16:13] <@Calum> read: I'm getting overwhelmed
[16:13] <@BC_Programming> "unless your breasts are twice that size"
[16:13] <@Calum> bahaha
[16:13] <@BC_Programming> oh I mean
[16:13] <@BC_Programming> no
[16:13] <@BC_Programming> no stupid people
[16:14] <@Calum> yep, have a lot of people I need to ditch permanently, easier to change than to set up blacklists
[16:14] <camerongray> I was in Currys (Owned by same group as PC World) with my parents getting a new washing machine and we asked the difference between two machines and the response was "That one has a microchip" - When we asked what the microchip did the response was "It makes it wash better"
[16:14] <@BC_Programming> the rule is, you must at least understand that the "sound barrier" is not broken by heavy metal music
[16:14] <@Calum> camerongray: hehe
[16:14] <@Calum> BC - sure it is
[16:14] <camerongray> I never bother asking in shops now - They never know
[16:14] <@BC_Programming> no
[16:14] <@BC_Programming> eardrums are
[16:14] <@Calum> same difference
[16:15] <@BC_Programming> no what you ask is
[16:15] <camerongray> Except Maplin - They are usually good
[16:15] <@BC_Programming> "now, which one of these machines will I take home, and NOT come back in six months with a tireiron and a lust to drive it through your head"
[16:15] <@BC_Programming> that usually get's their attention
[16:15] <camerongray> hehehe
[16:15] <@BC_Programming> "well this one has a microchip"
[16:16] <@BC_Programming> "ahh ,but does it have +5 magic defense?
[16:16] <@BC_Programming> my son is a wizard
[16:16] <@BC_Programming> and he casts spells on his clothes
[16:16] <@BC_Programming> the washer will need a high magic defense
[16:16] <camerongray> I also hate when they try to sell you a warrenty
[16:16] <@BC_Programming> from the other side of the store "can this toaster dual weild?"
[16:17] <@BC_Programming> "what do you have in the area of interdimensional demon gates to hell?
[16:18] <@BC_Programming> "why do you want to go there?"
[16:18] <@BC_Programming> "I'm going to go see my friend"
[16:18] <@BC_Programming> "so I can tell him I told him so"
[16:18] <@BC_Programming> a skateboard with rockets? I warned him
[16:20] <@Calum> haha now I have one person pretending to be 2 people, with different IM accounts .... it's blatantly obvious they are one and the same, but I don't know whether to just tell them I know or keep playing along
[16:20] <@BC_Programming> heh
[16:20] <@Calum> The weirder and dumber side of the itnernet gravitates towards me for some unknown reasojn
[16:20] <@Calum> *reaosn
[16:21] <@Calum> *reason !
[16:21] <@Calum> bah
[16:22] <camerongray> Can't you block them?
[16:23] <@Calum> sure I could, but it's what passes for entertainment on this dull day
[16:24] <@BC_Programming> the other day RalphSpencer came on
[16:24] <@BC_Programming> and logged in as jacky
[16:24] <@BC_Programming> heh that was fun
[16:24] <@Calum> heh I bet
[16:25] <@Calum> oh great now they're both gone but I have someone else to deal with ... be back later, this could be stressful heh
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[16:25] <@BC_Programming> k
[16:25] <camerongray> How did he do that
[16:25] <@BC_Programming> do what
[16:25] <camerongray> log in as jacky
[16:25] <@BC_Programming> he just had the nick
[16:25] <@BC_Programming> he didn't actually ident
[16:25] <camerongray> ahh - so he lost it later
[16:26] <@BC_Programming> naw
[16:26] <@BC_Programming> I revealed him before that
[16:26] <camerongray> hehehe
[16:26] <@BC_Programming> heh and then, I added a script to my mIRC, to kick anybody who logs on as RalphSpencer automatically
[16:26] <@BC_Programming> and he tried 4 or 5 times before he even realized and tried a different nick
[16:26] <camerongray> hehehe
[16:28] <@BC_Programming> have the logs here
[16:28] <@BC_Programming> http://bc-programming.com/irclogs/HTML/
[16:28] <@BC_Programming> from chanbot
[16:28] <@BC_Programming> not sure of it's the latest one or the second latest
[16:35] <camerongray> cool
[16:35] <camerongray> brb - reboot
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[16:47] <camerongray> brb - computer issues
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[16:56] <camerongray> !seen jacky
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[17:01] <@Calum> will be half here and half not heh
[17:01] <camerongray> wb
[17:01] <@Calum> thanks
[17:02] <camerongray> hehehe
[17:02] <@Calum> I'm worried ... talked someone through installing AV, siad they were rebooting 10 mins ago
[17:02] <@Calum> oh speak of the devil, here they are, brb
[17:02] <camerongray> heh
[17:12] <@Calum> hmm gotta go, catch you later
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[17:34] <@jacky> !seen calum
[17:54] <camerongray> wb
[17:55] <@jacky> hello
[17:55] <@jacky> hey, do you have XP?
[18:09] <camerongray> yep
[18:10] <camerongray> Well - On my netbook - I am using Server 2008 On this PC
[18:10] <@jacky> got xp handy?
[18:10] <@jacky> I have friend with it
[18:10] <camerongray> Yep
[18:10] <@jacky> not a dummy, just not into computers
[18:11] <@jacky> needs to add a shortcut, to the start->programs pop up
[18:11] <@jacky> says he cannot simply copy n paste, which I would do, with Win98
[18:11] <@jacky> what's the way to do it, with XP?
[18:11] <camerongray> just drag and drop
[18:11] <@jacky> give me another way
[18:12] <@jacky> that is too easy to land in the wrong place
[18:12] <camerongray> ok
[18:12] <@jacky> heheeh
[18:12] <@jacky> and I don't want to have to try to get him to delete one, if you know what I mean.
[18:12] * camerongray is writing
[18:12] <@jacky> surprisingly, I didn't find it quickly and easily with google
[18:12] <@jacky> found OTHER stuff, but not that
[18:13] <camerongray> Right click start menu -> Open All users -> Programs Folder -> Put shortcut in there
[18:13] <@jacky> I figured I'd find a few, look at them, pick one, and send him the link
[18:13] <@jacky> stand by
[18:13] <camerongray> k
[18:13] <@jacky> right click the Start button?
[18:13] <@jacky> you said start menu...
[18:13] <@jacky> where is that, in XP?
[18:14] <camerongray> same as 98 - Bottom left
[18:14] <camerongray> Start Button
[18:15] <@jacky> you said Start menu though... ok for him to right click the Start button?
[18:15] <camerongray> yep
[18:15] <@jacky> and he will see All users, and other users?
[18:15] <@jacky> and pick All users?
[18:16] <camerongray> All users if he wants all users to have the shortcut
[18:16] <camerongray> just open if he only wants the shortcut in his account
[18:17] <@jacky> excellent
[18:17] <@jacky> many thanks
[18:17] <@jacky> simple enough to explain
[18:17] <@jacky> tnx
[18:18] <camerongray> yw
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[20:09] <camerongray> Hey Mulreay
[20:17] <Mulreay> hi camerongray sorry was away..
[20:17] <camerongray> no worries
[20:17] <camerongray> I'm a bit busy too
[20:21] <Mulreay> !seen jacky
[20:23] <Mulreay> !w manchester uk
[20:24] <camerongray> !w Edinburgh, UK
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[20:31] <Mulreay> !w -d manchester uk
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[20:39] <Mulreay> Hi Calum
[20:40] <@Calum> hey
[20:41] <camerongray> Howdy
[20:41] <@Calum> hi
[20:42] <camerongray> Oh - I really need a new PC
[20:43] <@Calum> heh why?
[20:43] <camerongray> I am playing music and it stutters when I do anything
[20:43] <Mulreay> Heh camerongray
[20:43] <camerongray> Well - It is from 1999
[20:43] <@Calum> have a slightly faulty one you could have for free
[20:43] <Mulreay> Can you not look in your processes and take some off?
[20:43] <camerongray> hehehe - What do you mean by slightly faulty?
[20:44] <camerongray> Not really - It is a heavy OS - Server 2008
[20:44] <Mulreay> ahh
[20:44] <@Calum> well, the RAM works, and there's a slight fault with either the CPU, MB or possibly it was a bad install of XP. Just blue screened randomly every once in a while
[20:44] <@Calum> oh, may have been the PSU
[20:44] <camerongray> hehehe
[20:45] <@Calum> don't have the time or patience to keep mucking with it
[20:45] <@Calum> it's going to the tip on Monday I think, unless someone wants it
[20:45] <camerongray> yeh - My PC did that - It was the soundcard drivers
[20:45] <camerongray> heh - What CPU
[20:45] <@Calum> P4 2.66Ghz, 512MB RAM
[20:45] <camerongray> ooh - I'm tempted
[20:46] <@Calum> that's all it is really, those and an mATX board
[20:46] <@Calum> rest of it was junk, and a mate took the case
[20:46] <@Calum> but if you have a graphics card, HDD, PSU and case, that's it
[20:47] <@Calum> actually I could chuck an old graphics card in, and an untested PSU
[20:47] <camerongray> hmm - I'll think about it
[20:48] <@Calum> seriously, just let me know if you want it and it's yours, otherwise on Tuesday actually not Mondayl, it's going to the tip and some tramp will take it
[20:48] <camerongray> what about donating it to one of these computers to africa charities
[20:49] <@Calum> haven't seen any advertised
[20:49] <@Calum> it will get recycled at the tip as someone will take it for sure
[20:49] <camerongray> www.computeraid.org
[20:49] <camerongray> heh - My local tip go mad if you even touch a PC that has been dumped
[20:50] <@Calum> thanks for the link but don't want to have to pay to send it to them heh
[20:51] <camerongray> ahh
[20:51] <camerongray> ebay?
[20:52] <@Calum> not worth it
[20:52] <camerongray> I want it but my parents are bound to moan
[20:52] <@Calum> reminds me - I need to put my mouse and keyboard on Ebay....have to do it on Sunday
[20:53] <camerongray> Like - You have enough computers - If you get that one of your other PCs have to go
[20:53] <@Calum> tell them it's not a whole computer :)
[20:53] <camerongray> yeh
[20:53] <camerongray> I did that with a laptop
[20:53] <@Calum> heh
[20:53] <camerongray> It isn't a whole computer - The screen is broken
[20:54] <camerongray> I fixed it with an old IDE cable, solder and a glue gun
[20:54] <@Calum> nice
[20:54] <camerongray> It was free - K6-2 400mHz - 96mb RAM - Windows 2000
[20:55] <@Calum> cool
[20:55] <camerongray> The problem is that my parents say that I can have an old Pentium 4 PC that we don't use and then get a new PC for my birthday but that would mean throwing out two PCs
[20:57] <camerongray> I had an Idea - When I am taking my old PC to the Tip - Remove the Mobo, CPU, RAM, HDD, Fans, Graphics card and just leave a CD-ROM and PSU so it looks ok from the outside
[20:57] <@Calum> eh, sounds like a good deal to me....
[20:57] <@Calum> ^ not the tip idea heh
[20:57] <camerongray> hehehe
[20:57] <@Calum> sounds like it might work though
[20:57] <camerongray> yep - fill it with bricks
[20:58] <camerongray> or say that I will sell the case and put all the other parts in my other PC - They don't know that you can't fit 2 mobos in one PC
[20:59] <camerongray> wait - you can
[21:01] <@Calum> I'm off for tonight, tired and up early again tomorrow
[21:01] <@Calum> catch you later
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[21:13] <wazzaid> morrow all
[21:13] <Mulreay> Hi wazzaid
[21:14] <camerongray> yesterday wazzaid
[21:16] <wazzaid> he he camerongray
[21:16] <wazzaid> hi Mulreay
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